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Post  AGWizard on Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:51 pm

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Post  AGWizard on Thu Feb 16, 2012 11:05 pm

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Post  AGWizard on Thu Feb 16, 2012 11:21 pm

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>Make a bear character in D&D 3.5
>DM laughs
>Make bear a rogue, put every point I can into disguise
>Prestige class as a spy to get more disguise
>DM says I can't speak english
>Max out bluff
>By growling and gesturing, I can fake speaking a language I don't speak (english)

>use money to hire a butler NPC
>Give him magical item to let him speak bear


"GROWWWWWL"
"An excellent suggestion, Mister Bearington. We really should ask the group to investigate the Black Marsh


>Over the course of the game, be knighted as Sir Bearington
>Queen holds a dinner in my honor.
>A guest becomes the first man to ever make a perception check that can beat my disguise
>Shouts out loud

"HEY, THAT GUY'S NOT A GUY, HE'S JUST A BEAR!"
>Man is escorted out of the castle while the guards apologise profusely for the indignity
"We're so sorry, Sir Bearington, very sorry for this man's behavior"
"ROAR" *shrug*
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Post  AGWizard on Fri Feb 17, 2012 1:52 am

Arc/Sieg wrote:[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

>Make a bear character in D&D 3.5
>DM laughs
>Make bear a rogue, put every point I can into disguise
>Prestige class as a spy to get more disguise
>DM says I can't speak english
>Max out bluff
>By growling and gesturing, I can fake speaking a language I don't speak (english)

>use money to hire a butler NPC
>Give him magical item to let him speak bear


"GROWWWWWL"
"An excellent suggestion, Mister Bearington. We really should ask the group to investigate the Black Marsh


>Over the course of the game, be knighted as Sir Bearington
>Queen holds a dinner in my honor.
>A guest becomes the first man to ever make a perception check that can beat my disguise
>Shouts out loud

"HEY, THAT GUY'S NOT A GUY, HE'S JUST A BEAR!"
>Man is escorted out of the castle while the guards apologise profusely for the indignity
"We're so sorry, Sir Bearington, very sorry for this man's behavior"
"ROAR" *shrug*

THIS is why we need anthropomorphic characters!
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Post  ElectricMonk on Fri Feb 17, 2012 4:59 am

AGWizard wrote:
Arc/Sieg wrote:[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

>Make a bear character in D&D 3.5
>DM laughs
>Make bear a rogue, put every point I can into disguise
>Prestige class as a spy to get more disguise
>DM says I can't speak english
>Max out bluff
>By growling and gesturing, I can fake speaking a language I don't speak (english)

>use money to hire a butler NPC
>Give him magical item to let him speak bear


"GROWWWWWL"
"An excellent suggestion, Mister Bearington. We really should ask the group to investigate the Black Marsh


>Over the course of the game, be knighted as Sir Bearington
>Queen holds a dinner in my honor.
>A guest becomes the first man to ever make a perception check that can beat my disguise
>Shouts out loud

"HEY, THAT GUY'S NOT A GUY, HE'S JUST A BEAR!"
>Man is escorted out of the castle while the guards apologise profusely for the indignity
"We're so sorry, Sir Bearington, very sorry for this man's behavior"
"ROAR" *shrug*

THIS is why we need anthropomorphic characters!

Replace every instance of Bear in the above with Wookie.



Last edited by ElectricMonk on Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:02 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : If I see anyone with a character named Sir Wookington, I will high five them, as soon as they come back from the inevitable temp ban.)
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Post  KraftyKlutz on Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:21 am

I do an excellent Wookiee impression

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Post  ElectricMonk on Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:27 pm

Ridgire wrote:I do an excellent Wookiee impression

That's because Ridgire was a half-giant. Other half? Wookie.
Laughing
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Post  KraftyKlutz on Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:46 pm

ElectricMonk wrote:
Ridgire wrote:I do an excellent Wookiee impression

That's because Ridgire was a half-giant. Other half? Wookie.
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You speak the truth

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Post  hardeu on Mon Feb 27, 2012 6:06 pm

I heard the U.N is trying to form a global religion so that Muslims, Christians, everyone, will refer to God as Allah; Allah means God in Arabic, and is what Muslims call their God.

Just posting some new shocking things I found out today. I don't know if any of you are religious but I found this interesting, this'll definitely cause some issues. I know that Christians will refuse to refer to God as Allah, despite the fact that Allah means God in Arabic. It just won't happen.

Thoughts? I think this global religion thing is stupid. Oh, did I mention their going to call it Chrislam? LOL scratch
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