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Welcome To Sevlocke

Post  Sight on Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:26 pm

Welcome to the Sevlocke Institute
Where safety is our prime concern


Sevlocke is not responsible for any damage caused to visitors. Any and all bodily apendages may or may not be subject to loss at any time during the tour. Sevlocke is not responsible for the following circumstances.

  • Loss of Memory
  • Loss of Vision
  • Loss of Hearing
  • Loss of Taste
  • Loss of Voice
  • Loss of Smell
  • Losing feeling in any part of the body
  • Stolen Blood and or Plasma
  • Loss of Hair
  • Losing control of one's bladder
  • Dismemberment
  • Decapitation
  • Neural Damage
  • Vomiting
  • Intoxication
  • Explosive Diarrhea
  • Chipping of one's tooth
  • Death
  • Being attacked by insane clowns
  • Falling in love with anything on sight
  • Breaking a bone
  • Breaking all bones
  • Breaking some but not quite all bones
  • Being placed under a spell
  • Getting lost
  • Falling into eternal darkness
  • Gaining morbid amounts of weight
  • Shrinking in height
  • Excess body hair
  • Complete and utter lack of hair in general
  • Loss of hair on the head, but excess of hair in unusual places
  • Loss of motor functions


Here at Sevlocke we pride ourselves in safety. The safety of our researchers and our visitors is top-priority. People wishing to diminish the safety precautions we have set in place will be taken care of justly. This includes graphic, horrid, fiendish dismemberment, as well as being incinerated. At the end of the tour, visitors are asked to return and see what new things we will have in-store later.


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Re: Welcome To Sevlocke

Post  AGWizard on Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:01 am

.....what is this?
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A hospital?

Post  nekoal18 on Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:44 pm

Sounds like some sorta medical institute.
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Re: Welcome To Sevlocke

Post  Pan N'el Dar on Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:11 pm

Is this the starting point for science-y characters?
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Re: Welcome To Sevlocke

Post  KraftyKlutz on Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:25 am

I must say, I'm quite fascinated to see where this is going

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Re: Welcome To Sevlocke

Post  Oak on Fri Feb 17, 2012 6:17 am

This seems like some asylum place to me.
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Re: Welcome To Sevlocke

Post  Eli on Fri Feb 17, 2012 6:22 am

Feel free to hypothesize about the nature of the Sevlocke Institute. If anyone guesses what it is, I'll be sincerely surprised.
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Re: Welcome To Sevlocke

Post  KraftyKlutz on Fri Feb 17, 2012 6:24 am

I'm currently over-looking the Aperture Science vibe I'm getting from this

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Re: Welcome To Sevlocke

Post  Eli on Fri Feb 17, 2012 6:29 am

Not quite.
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